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Schroedinger's Jizz

The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.
Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
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by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016
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Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
by Jasad November 8, 2021
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Schroedinger’s Alpha

A person who acts like an Alpha until they get into a position where they must prove it.
Timmy: Stfu before I kick your ass
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha
by Z3R0time February 24, 2022
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Schroedinger's Cat

famous experiment in quantum physics that helps explain the spiritual truth of the world as living relationship.
This proves that we are all in relaitonshp to one another. The observer, merely by abserving something, INFLUENCES what is observed. The cat is equally alive and dead until someone opens the box and looks inside.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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Schroedinger's Brew

Until proven otherwise when sober, a beer that could be both in or out of the stomach.
As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.
by Bonesaf May 22, 2017
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Schrödinger’s Feminist

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most
A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.
by Lenny K April 7, 2022
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Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.
Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020
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