The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.
Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
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Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide
by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016
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Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
by Jasad November 8, 2021
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Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha
by Z3R0time February 24, 2022
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This proves that we are all in relaitonshp to one another. The observer, merely by abserving something, INFLUENCES what is observed. The cat is equally alive and dead until someone opens the box and looks inside.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
Get the Schroedinger's Cat mug.As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.
by Bonesaf May 22, 2017
Get the Schroedinger's Brew mug.A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…
A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.
by Lenny K April 7, 2022
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Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa
Guy 2: what country?
Guy 1: I just said, Africa
Guy 2: that's a continent idiot
Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.
Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
Guy 2: what country?
Guy 1: I just said, Africa
Guy 2: that's a continent idiot
Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.
Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020
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