Schreiber Necktie

when u wear ear plugs (which are attached with the help of a plastic string) around your neck with them tucked under your collar. Ear plugs are then generally tied in some fashion (either standard shoe-string bow. Or if you are feeling particularly ambitious and wish to go through the trouble of doing so, you may tie your ear plugs into a bow tie or simple neck tie. WARNING: Neck tie and Bow tie styles are not appropriate for all occasions, usually limited to meetings. So dress appropriately.)

General Labor Worker 1: Schreiber neckties are so handy so u don't loose your earplugs!

GLW 2: I know...but one day i showed up late for work and didn't have time to make a bow tie and i felt so underdressed when i showed up for the meeting...

GLW 1: Yeah that was awkward for everyone...major breech of protocol...

by fuck u man, i can breath fire June 23, 2009

schnieber

Uncommon last name of German origin. Loosely translated into "man with tiny penis"

Matt Schnieber was forced to look at tons of penises as a parole officer.

by FatMatt444 August 9, 2021

Schliebin Schlaben

Shower beer, Simple as that.

Friend 1: "I'm cracking a Schliebin Schlaben"
Friend 2: "A what?"
Friend 1: "A shower beer!"

by TKsAce February 6, 2025

Toasty Schreiber

When someone has a craving for toast but also would like to take a bubble bath so they bring the toasted into the bath so their toast doesn't burn. Also can be used with a Creamy Geuther.

Will: I really want toast and a bubble bath
You: just do a toasty schreiber

by Bing Chillin March 16, 2023

Tyler ray schriber

A boy that used to be young and hot but is now the face of tweeker twinks around the world...

Tyler ray schriber tweaks so much california kicked him out.

by Confusious said July 31, 2019

The Dirty Schreiber

When you premature ejaculate on a girl's chest and then she grabs your face and rubs it in your cum and you spit on her.

The Galway fest champion gave that troglodyte The Dirty Schreiber last night.

by Cal naughton jnr March 6, 2022