Schmutzplätzen

German slang for a woman's vagina. Literal translation is "dirty cookie".

Pull your skirt down, I can see your schmutzplätzen

by milfhunter10 July 5, 2014

schutzstaffel

shuhtz-stah-fohl
shuhtz-stah-fuhl (?)
shootz-stah-fohl

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well. They were, and still are, referred to as the SS.

According to a certain WWII Germany-related website, the SS were soldiers of a code of honor. Very few or none had any relation to The Holocaust (yeah right, lookit Untersturmfuhrer Amon Goeth). Some ancestors of the SS claim that their grandfathers, who served in the SS, fought solely for their country. Interesting stuff to think about (?).

"They were powerful soldiers; we should give'em that. But the idea that the SS had 'little or no relations to The Holocaust' is something that will probably be questioned for a very long time. I don't prefer to talk about this because, seeing as how 'nazi' is such a POWERFUL word, anyone would think I'm a nazi just for the slightest compliment toward a german soldier during WWII. Damn conclusive bastards..."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Schnutz

Yiddish for nuts

"Oy Vey! He took a shot straight to the schnutz!

by TacoLoco987 May 17, 2011

schutzed

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.

Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!

by sirensacappella March 12, 2011

schpitzl

a small animal, kind of like a wombat, that lives solely in treehouses and survives on southern comfort and wheat thins.

Holy crap, I just caught a schpitzl!

by eg4316 June 15, 2008

Shputz

Shputz is the region between ur ass and ur balls nothing in the center area with no purpose

U spend all day shputzing around more than anything

by Dr. Dick headstrong January 6, 2021

Schmutzbert

You can call someone an idiot in a funny way if you use Schmutzbert. Schmutzbert is just used to joke around among friends. instead of ironically calling a friend idiot you can use Schmutzbert. So it's not a real insult

Du bist doch echt so ein Schmutzbert digga

by N1klas March 23, 2021