Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Schpunter

Anything that looks or smells like semen at a diamond drill rig.

. E.g, why does the mud smell like schpunter? Hey, you have some schpunter on your face.

by Drilllord February 20, 2023

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

schlaters

a combined, shortened version of "see you later". the first part of the word is often dragged out to add extra effect i.e, : "schhhhhhlaters". it can also be combined with "schloser" (meaning loser) i.e.
"schlaters schloser"

hey dude im gonna hit the sack, schlaters

by Greig Jolly June 21, 2004

Schplunder

A horrific and inevitably fatal variation on regular chunder: every orifice jettisons some form bodily fluid (appropriate to body part, eg. mouth = vom, etc..) at high velocity in unison. Christened by the infamous death of Austrian General Bastien von Schplundenmeier. Transmitted through the inhalation or consumption of fluid emmited from Schplunder.

I threw up so hard i thought i was going to Schplunder!

by joeclemmow's snake October 18, 2010

Schlange

A penis, usually a very skinny one

Jordan has such a skinny schlange.

by eskettitt September 27, 2017