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Schoolbating

The act of pleasuring your self using two ball-point pens, 3 inch binder and a 24 inch ruler while in a private ''classroom''.
"Mom, I need more school supplies because i was schoolbating when the teacher and students went outside for a so called "fire-drill".
by marios95 December 29, 2009
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Stoolmate

Someone who you share a shitting schedule with.
I need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so I can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, Jim, beats me to it.
by Junablub April 9, 2015
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Scrollmate

A companion with whom one can lamp anywhere in any state of health, mind or dress and peacefully go into a scrolling trance on your respective phones without anyone getting jealous, suspicious, impatient, or butthurt.
Last night my scrollmate Black Sam and I just sat around hi af for 3 hrs staring at our phones, occasionally showing each other shit but mostly just going down our own personal rabbit holes.

Its so relaxing to just stare at my phone in peace without getting shit about who I'm talking to or what I'm looking at, and yet to not be lonely and to occasionally look up and see my scrollmate, also staring intensely at their phone.
by H3$$HA April 18, 2017
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Schoolmaster

A male teacher or a disciplinary master, someone who corrects students' behavior.
Did you see the schoolmaster scolding that kid? He was so fierce!
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Schoolcation

When you're on a break, like summer or a winter break, and the teacher assigns projects and homework to be done and finished when you get back from school.
" Oh man, this holiday is going to be a schoolcation, this is gonna suck eggs"
by nerdybirdy727506 February 1, 2019
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schoollace

is that schoollace?!
by radioskull June 7, 2021
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Schoolteachertits

Slender or slim girl in her mid-twenties with saggy tits.

often has no clue, her tits are not as firm as they should be.

no guy has ever told her they hang like wet socks, to her face. Therefore believes her uncooked pancake dough is as hot as all other breasts.
"yo, Stacy always talking about a real man being handsome, tall and with a big D"

"that's a lot nerve for 23 year old, with Schoolteachertits"
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