schnookumquat

A person who is particularly endearing.
Particularly used for great emphasis when a hard-hearted individual reveals a softer, more emotional side to their character.

Etymology. Schnookum: a person or object that is adorable. Kumquat: a citrus fruit that combines sweet, salty, and sour flavours in unusual components.

Susie: Did you see James mourn the loss of Juliet?
Stephanie: Yes! He's usually so cold, but he's such a schnookumquat now!

by couldevercontain February 10, 2010

schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.

She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.

by Dawnr June 10, 2007

schnockered

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed

I be schnockered

by podlowe March 24, 2003

schnok

adj,v
1)an asshole,loser,lowlife
2)having sex with someone very roughly

1)your such a schnok go kill yourself
2)I snocked her good last night

by contagious123 January 21, 2009

schnocker

A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)

That black schnocker won "Best of Show" at the dog show.

by Jaimye April 2, 2007

Schnockering

ones becoming intoxicated by not only drugs and or alcohol but also the allure of the moist female form.

About fifteen minutes after that group of skanks arrived and three more shots and a rip of chronic me and the boys were on our way to a good schnockering.

by Filthy Dirty Dickins October 19, 2008

Schnookems

Term or pet name used to express love between two lovers. This is often used by Volga Germans and is originally from german word “schatzchen” which means “sweetie”

John: Can you pick up my dry cleaning on your way home?
Lucy: Anything for you, schnookems

by LarryKeuhl October 26, 2018