schoobed

An insulting act, having your ball sack removed, the fluids drained, and then the fluids shoved down your throat. Used when you've been defeated or destroyed in some way.

You just lost to that guy in basketball? You got schoobed.

by sgajdhflehladhajkd June 10, 2009

Schnable

Also known as Schneebs. One who greets you by saying "Hey" and laughs like a boy going through puberty. An individual with a horseshoe haircut, who works at Staples (often for free) and has panic attacks about how he can't find the pens which have been stolen. One performing the act of eating cereal from the bag (with milk) while on the sales floor. When someone builds a mountain of damaged products in the back of the store which people then name "Mt. Heymore". Some one who gets fired for not having a home and sleeping on sidewalks. When one sleeps in a laundry room and holds a membership at L.A. Fitness only to shower and store belongings. A person known to kill full sized bears on the highway in north New Jersey with his bare hands.

Will- Yo, I was walking down the highway and a bear jumped out of no where and I snapped its neck with my bare hands!

Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!

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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!

Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.

by Heinz Kissvelvet August 6, 2009

schnobbler

A man,women, or a Rosie O`donnell who has no care in life and is probly extremely fat and mentaly retarded like the dude who made the first schnobbler above me who took my word schnobble.

You @$8%ing idiot,I told you to feed the puppy in the week I was gone on vacation,now it`s dead thanks to you, you stupid schnobbler!!!!!

by alex 3 December 26, 2008

Schnobble

2.Another word explaining how that fat guy sitting across from you just ate a whole Big Mac in 2 bites!

2.-jake-Pssst,hey Ron look at that fat guy,thats soooo schnobble!-Ron-I know.

by alex 1 December 26, 2008

schnozzed

Drunk beyond belief, or to an amazing extent.

Boy you were schnozzed last night at the banquet.

by JRW32 April 28, 2004

high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.

Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.

by CTFD2 October 2, 2011

Schnoobler

A Person who Gets into other's buisness. or a Person Who "schoonbles"

Alex is such a schnoobler.She gets into everyone's drama.

by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008