schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.

I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.

by Moomops August 27, 2022

Aldin's sleep schedule

Aldin's sleep schedule is invented by Gimnazija Obala's student Aldin.
It means that person is falling into a coma after coming back from school and then not sleeping until school the next day.
In extreme cases, there is even no coma or nap and you just go to school the next day.
Nap's in this unique schedule are 1-3 hours and coma's are 4 and more hours.
This schedule is becoming more popular among students of Aldin's school due to the terror they are going through.

"Oh my God I have to study a lot today, I might use Aldin's sleep schedule!"

by ark0ad33 March 22, 2022

We’re out of a scheduled power outage

When you’re tired but you cannot sleep, or you’ve missed your opportunity to sleep.

Friend: “You need to go to bed it’s late”
You: “I would, but we’re out of a scheduled power outage”

by Ymlnmsc85 November 7, 2020

max schneider

Hot dude

Did u see the shot of shirtless max Schneider it's so hott!

by Max is awesome February 11, 2014

vaccine schedule

The schedule that likes to get infinitely longer! As of October 2021, the schedule for children up to ages 18 is 72 doses long. If you live to be 78 you can add 60 more doses of flu shots added onto that along with Prevnar and shingles!

After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…

Johnny: Hey Doc, at any point in time is that whole vaccine schedule going to be tested for compounding effects on human health and safety?
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!

by Libtard buster October 15, 2021

Rob Schneider

The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.

Rob Schneider is a stapler.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

schedule II

A category of drugs that can be legally prescribed but are the most stringently monitored because of their potential for abuse and {diversion. Schedule II drugs include stimulants such as cocaine, amphetamine and opiates such as fentanyl, which is far more dangerous than heroin, even though the latter is Schedule I. While Schedule I drugs have been deemed as having "no medical value" and cannot be prescribed because they are presumably the most dangerous, Schedule II drugs are generally far more dangerous and addictive than Schedule I drugs. The fact that non-lethal drugs such a cannabis, and psychedelics such as LSD and peyote are Schedule I drugs say more about the period when the schedules were created (as part of the 1970 Controlled Substances Act, under Nixon) than they do about the actual danger of the drugs.

Dr. Feldman's ability to prescribe Schedule II drugs was suspended after the DEA noticed he was prescribing thousands of Percocets at a time to six buxom women he knew from Temple.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018