schneider 

someone who constantly comments on everything on Facebook, waits watching the screen for new posts then pounces like the post predator he is.

post...hi mum
post back....hi son
the schneider would comment on this "how sweet"

schneider by landy May 8, 2014

Schneider 

An extremely creepy person; usually referred to as a man, but can also be a woman. Comes from the actor, Rob Schneider, who is rather creepy looking. Funny, but creepy.

"Who is that lurking in the darkness?"
"Eeeew, what a schneider!"

"Wow, that guy in the car next to us is such a schneider. He keeps staring!"

"Why are molesters always schneiders? Like, why do they always look super creepy?"

Schneider by sugarrrbby March 5, 2010

schneider 

to win or beat the enemies with a striking move or pose

We'll Schneider the other soccer team tomorrow

schneider by Xtarnisher June 2, 2017

Schneider 

A professional bitch puller.

Look at him with all the bitches, he's definitely a Schneider.

Schneider by theprofessionalpuller October 1, 2022

Schneider 

Essentially replaces swear words(ex:nigger,fuck,shit)

I HATE SCHNEIDERS
OH SCHNEIDER

Schneider by Stinkoo May 20, 2025

Schneider Man 

Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".

His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid

Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man

Schneider Man by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008

Schneider egg 

Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang

I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!

Schneider egg by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008