Schneider

A girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.

There goes Schneider again, meow like usual.

by ahoykatiemeowa October 18, 2011

Schneider

Avi Schneider has a tiny penis

Avi Schneider looked down and tried fingering his pussy.

by Dr MJ March 4, 2020

schneiders

small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.

"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"

by tigerfat May 18, 2009

Schneider

Verb - 1. To act like a complete non-hetero. 2. To be rejected by most forms of social culture. 3. To have a nack for failing at life.

Dude, that kid just totally schneidered himself.

Professor Broker would never be caught dead schneidering around.

Oh man, Eric schniedered the party last night. I wanted face fuck him.

by Prof.Broker105 December 9, 2008

Schneider

Whilst masterbating, you rub the tip of your penis using your thumb in successive motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro can't believe Kris told me how he masterbates. Supposedly, he just Schneider's lol. Guy 2: He probably has a curved tip ha

by El1Porter August 7, 2014

Schneider

Placing a hand into anothers armpit. It is a game to play with friends. When you place your hand in their armpit you say "Schneider!". Similar to tag. The last one to "Schneider" the other wins. There is no time limit. It is just a never ending game of torture. It is primarily meant for unsuspecting victims. Ex: They are reaching for something, not aware they are playing, holding an urn etc. Although forced Schneider-ing IS allowed.
Note:Do not Schneider shirtless people. For obvious reasons.

John is reaching for his phone. Joe sneaks behind John and while shoving his hand into John's armpit shouts "schneider".

by CaveBro December 15, 2012

Schneider

An extremely creepy person; usually referred to as a man, but can also be a woman. Comes from the actor, Rob Schneider, who is rather creepy looking. Funny, but creepy.

"Who is that lurking in the darkness?"
"Eeeew, what a schneider!"

"Wow, that guy in the car next to us is such a schneider. He keeps staring!"

"Why are molesters always schneiders? Like, why do they always look super creepy?"

by sugarrrbby March 5, 2010