schmuckbag

A coworker who does nothing all day but play solitaire

while others work, this guy plays cards ALL day long

by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.

The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.

by NYGuido September 19, 2010

Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.

"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.

The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death

by Theschmucker March 19, 2017

Schmuckaroo

Part schmuck, part buckaroo. A foolish cowboy.

"Ah that schmuckaroo forgot to close the stable, now we have to go find all those horses."

by CatboyODST August 13, 2021

schmuckledunse

A 'schmuckledunse' is an individual suffering from schmuckledunse-disease.

My japanese friend has caught a severe case of schmuckledunse-disease. He's such a schmuckledunse.

by Bangerboy2348723 May 6, 2022

Schmuckaholic

One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.

Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?

by Badwsky February 5, 2010