Schmooze-Bro

A schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. He is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. He can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). Caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. These can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.

Yeah, I was at the Royal Palms in Collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. What a bunch of twats.

by rjb569 March 29, 2009

No schmooze, you lose!

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

nosh n' schmooze

n. A gathering of friends at a favorite local restaurant where everyone eats and shares stories with each other. Usually occurs at a place that serves bagels.

My friends and I are going to have a nosh n' schmooze at Bernie's after our AP exam on Wednesday.

by Nudnik Shpilkes August 4, 2009

thumb-schmooze

To text for the purpose of social communication; from schmooze, Yiddish meaning to chat, to have an informal conversation; "thumb" is a reference to the use of thumbs to text on a mobile phone

I'll be in meetings all week, but we'll thumb-schmooze every day until we can get together on the weekend.

by Liz141 April 21, 2017

booze schmooze

To schmooze or socialize and drink at the same time. Usually seen at networking events and cocktail parties.

"Hey guys, I'm going to booze schmooze at the company holiday party as soon as I get a glass of wine."

by prettyinpink_hc July 12, 2007

schmooey

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022

schmoozola

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).

"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."

by DMT 32 December 2, 2009