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schmodied

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.
"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."
by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007
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schmogging

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.
The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.
by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011
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schwoogies

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:
Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.
by fennec2009 May 21, 2008
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schmogerty

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!
by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
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Schmoopie Papoopie

word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.
Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!
by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010
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Schmoigle

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!
Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle
by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019
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schmoopie

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.
Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.
by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005
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