schmoove

Something that is so fucking bad ass that the universe buckles under it's awesomeness.

The cat is god damn schmoove.

by whytheam August 8, 2009

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005

schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

by Social descender December 5, 2012

Schloofengirth

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

No schmooze, you lose!

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023