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Schmoke

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.
"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You
by Eel Cire January 26, 2014
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getting schooled

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.
Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"
by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012
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Schmoliday

A day in which you get to work from home without the usual interruptions of eMail or endless, pointless, back-to-back nonconference calls.
Q. Did you enjoy your holiday?
A. Holiday Schmoliday, I had to get up early and take care of that presentation that everyone's been hounding me about.
by PhlpCrp September 7, 2009
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high schoolerish

saying things or acting in a manner that was acceptable while you were attending high school, but now is not so acceptable.
Anna kept using LOL in her messages and I thought that was so high schoolerish.
by SierraStud February 17, 2009
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Scholes

Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.
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Here are many good examples of Scholeses.
by boffintim August 22, 2010
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schooled

Taught a lesson (the hard way), to lose humiliating
by Shaneo October 17, 2003
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schooled

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
by noobtastic April 20, 2006
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