Schmitzvah

A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry

Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!

by José Quesadila April 1, 2009

schmitty werbenmenjensen

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet

That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1

by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013

Schmizzy

Drunk, feeling good

Her: are you okay?
Him: I mean I’m feelin schmizzy lol

by Yuitdrv January 7, 2018

Schmitzka

Cheers good pal. Enjoy that beverage!

Schmitzka! To you and yours Rick

by dixie n. October 27, 2020

Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

Schmitz

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.

Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.

by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010

Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)

Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty

by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020