Schmitt's dick

A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior

"What's that las doing on that lamp post"

"Trust she's on Schmitt's dick"

by cunt69 June 7, 2014

Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.

Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,

by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017

lola schmitt

MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER. Literally so much cooler than you and everyone else. The smartest, and you could basically call her the next Albert Einstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people; wow i wonder who the next albert einstein is going to be
everyone else; I know, its definately lola schmitt because she's so smart and a literal genius

by nextalberteinstein December 13, 2021

schmitt-faced

To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT

Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced

by boing757 June 2, 2009

Mikey Schmitt

A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.

What a beautiful couple and blessed life... Amber sure is lucky to have Mikey Schmitt by her side.

by Ryderchik May 4, 2018

Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

by Linduh October 24, 2003