schwingtone

The special sound your phone makes when you get a call from your love interest.

"Hold on man, I've got to take this call. That was my schwingtone!"

by HectorA September 3, 2008

Schmigidy

When you beyond smacked

Me, Shrink, Quality Quan, and that boy AB put 2 gs in a blunt, and we all was Schmigidy

by PancakeDaddy November 28, 2018

schwiggity schwag

marijuana, usually of low quality.

Dude, let's go smizzle some of that schwiggity schwag.

by Hella Rad February 24, 2004

Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag

Its is a low quality form of pot, or mariuana

Joe: Did you get that dank?!
Bob: Nope, all i could get was this Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag...

by Neticule October 14, 2003

shmingit

A man names Albert (flamingo) s child, who he feeds covid vaccines to, shmingit, is also known as little fella.

Child: "born"

Flamingo: "little fella shmingit"

by BIGFUCKINGSIMPBITCH September 5, 2023

Schmigati

It is a cigarette. Said in a German accent.

Do you want to go for a Schmigati?
I love Schmigatis when i am drinking.
Shower schmigatis are my favorite thing.

by Mr Percival January 3, 2019

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021