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schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan
I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!
by schmeegle August 26, 2006
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Schmegliochasm

Agates are formed over time after a schmegliochasm is introduced into the surrounding rock
by Gregnant_rock October 2, 2020
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Schmeegly

1. Inability to control ones self from floping around, like a fish out of water.
2. Having the traits of a wet noodle.
3. Schmee
When I reeled the fish in, I got it on the boat and it was all schmeegly.
by BohagonSlogan September 9, 2008
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Schmegly

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.
Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt
by Kspenst March 26, 2017
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Schmeagle

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
by ademitchell September 18, 2012
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schmeglie

a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.
there's a schmeglie in my drink.
by grunge_child June 24, 2005
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Schmegagle

The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...
Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol
by Surderdude69x August 11, 2006
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