Schlegan Schlogan

A stupid little girl

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!

by John Palmer December 20, 2003

schmagnum

A tough, thin film that forms on the surface of geletin (Jello) when left sitting in the refrigerator for too long.

He could tell the geleting was old because of the schmagnum.

by zantern July 18, 2008

schmeagle

One who walks with a supicious stride; a loiterer

The creeper down the hall schmeagled by me last night.

by ashweebash December 9, 2008

schmeegin bees

Smoking a bowl of fine bud with a group of close buddies.

"Dude G-reg we have been schmeegin bees to much to go shred"

by Adam Cooper March 23, 2007

shmeagal

To cut in line, or traffic. To hagle a price. shimy sneaky

"I am about to shmeagal into this parking spot."

by Celine Dizon October 20, 2008

Von Schmeganhausen

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

Boob Schmega

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.

After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega

by Blanchy November 13, 2007