schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

Schartenfreude

To derive such laughter and pleasure from another person's misfortune, misery or pain that you literally shart.

That cocksucker who was making my life miserable at work got fired it made me so happy I schartenfreuded.

by zeeflyingmonkey November 28, 2020

Schmaste

When you snort a substance and you smell it but taste it at the same time.

Yo did you schmaste that coke. It was fire.

by Chaselikethebank April 23, 2021

Schmatter

to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!

by FalloutAve October 8, 2021

Schmare

(adj) something that's just not right, possibilities include: disturbing, gross, disappointing, retarded, boring, ridiculous, etc: said in a negative tone

(verb) to schmare to engage in some sort of SCHMARE act with another person

You can also attach 'schmare' as a suffix or prefix. (i.e. schmareful, myschmare, faceschmare, macschmare, ischmare, schmareface)

Wow, that couple in the corner is SCHMARING!

My Psyc class today was SO schmare, we just sat there and did nothing. Total waste of time. Schmare.

That's a TOTAL schmare pic.

by Corey Bruins May 27, 2008

Shmarte

Shmarte(adj.) - A high significance of intellectual intelligence, a higher intellectual definition then the word smart(adj.)

Be Shmarte!

by JJ Gordiano July 4, 2018

schmate

An awesome way off saying shit!!!

Man thats some bull schmate
fuck u schmate head
u smell like some nasty schmate

by Funny Guy September 7, 2003