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Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".
King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.
by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014
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Schloimp

The slimy starch left after boiling noodles or pasta
She forgot to clean the pot right after making noodles, and the schloimp dried to a concrete-like consistency.
by Yea boi Z Louie May 9, 2020
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schlormick

when anyone with last name mccormick does anything
Mr McCormick just schlormicked him
by schlormick April 29, 2023
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Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)
I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!
by spookytoad February 24, 2021
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schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."
by IncognitoD July 5, 2009
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schloomp

1) The mating call of the legendary sex plunger
*schloomp*....*schloomp*..........*schlooooomp*
by ::Odd:: May 30, 2005
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Schlompticox

The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.
"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?
by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014
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