Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.

"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."

by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011

schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).

"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"

by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009

schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

Schooting

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.

Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?

by HippityHoppityKosovoIsSerbia February 20, 2018

No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.

I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.

by MsFox November 2, 2013

Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

Schooling

Function:
The progressive form of the verb to school.
Definition:
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.

Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.

by Da Jonas Brothers December 17, 2008