schoonbaert

A type of sexual act in which a man puts his penis against a woman's ear and ejaculates in the ear canal.

Could also be known as an "ear fuck".

I gave her a schoonbaert right in her left ear.

by schoonbaertp April 4, 2011

Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.

google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.

by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008

Schlooby

The fatty gristle on a piece of meat that is unpleasant to eat.

"Eww, that meat is so schlooby"
"The meat isn't cooked, it's still schlooby"

by Drinking buddy May 23, 2018

Schlooby

The fatty gristle on a piece of meat that is unpleasant to eat.

"Eww, that steak is so schlooby"
"The meat isn't cooked yet, it's still schlooby"

by Drinking buddy May 23, 2018

schlongagangflaung

The Schlongagangflaung is a schlong (dick) in a gang that can fling cum around to impregnate women with gang babies that will turn into men and join the gang. Making the has it the most superior gang on the block

Guy#1: I heard the other gang has a Schlongagangflaung.
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!

by Adam with a dream October 14, 2020

Schlongacon

A jeep that is built into an over the top off road machine. Its not just a rubicon...it has been embedder with very essence of its owners masculinity (even if its owner is female). This is a jeep version of a penis car. It wins all pissing contests. Said jeep will usually include, massive lift, giant tires, modified sway bars, skid plates for everything, rock sliders, steel bumpers, ultra low gearing, bead locks, a large winch, hi performance motor mods including v8 conversions, superchargers, and turbos. Likely also includes onboard air, extra parts and tools in storage areas. Often covered in trail badges and trail stickers

These Jeeps are often prime targets for Ducking

That jeep is a real schlongacon.

by Capt_Zoom March 1, 2022

Schloob

Rat
Flanking

"He's a schloob."
He's a Rat.
"He couldn't stop schloobing."

He couldn't stop flanking.

Used in the most dire of situations while gaming.

by bullyhunter6 November 22, 2022