Schlegan Schlogan

A stupid little girl

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!

by John Palmer December 20, 2003

Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.

google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.

by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008

schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

schloogie

Similar to a shart, when you fart and a lumpy slug of turd juice unloads in your drawers.

I ate too many cheese enchiladas and hocked a schloogie in my britches.

by Bigdaddydirtypants July 27, 2018

schlongagangflaung

The Schlongagangflaung is a schlong (dick) in a gang that can fling cum around to impregnate women with gang babies that will turn into men and join the gang. Making the has it the most superior gang on the block

Guy#1: I heard the other gang has a Schlongagangflaung.
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!

by Adam with a dream October 14, 2020

Schlongacon

A jeep that is built into an over the top off road machine. Its not just a rubicon...it has been embedder with very essence of its owners masculinity (even if its owner is female). This is a jeep version of a penis car. It wins all pissing contests. Said jeep will usually include, massive lift, giant tires, modified sway bars, skid plates for everything, rock sliders, steel bumpers, ultra low gearing, bead locks, a large winch, hi performance motor mods including v8 conversions, superchargers, and turbos. Likely also includes onboard air, extra parts and tools in storage areas. Often covered in trail badges and trail stickers

These Jeeps are often prime targets for Ducking

That jeep is a real schlongacon.

by Capt_Zoom March 1, 2022

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011