schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

Schlöœupennen

Adjective used by beer drinkers to describe an IPA that is intensely resinous, like pine resin or dank sticky buds of cannabis.

"Pushing the limit of Schlöœupennen pressure on those already hop blasted taste buds, might not be your flavor to savor"

by Dog Bolter April 19, 2021

schloßed

to be really drunk in germany

adam 'hey matt what happened to henry last night'
matt 'adam he was so schloßed'

henri ' dayng G i got schloßed last nite'

by homerbewed June 4, 2009

Schlodeo

A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.

Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!

Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!

Bro 1: Awesome!

by Agatster February 15, 2009

schlomanomadingdong

It's another word for penis. Instead of saying the word "Penis" you can say schlomanomadingdong.

Your brother is jerking off to porn and you walk in the room without knocking, and you see his penis and say "Wow, that's a big schlomanomadingdong."

by TheLKA June 13, 2013

Schlore

Girl or Guy so disgusting in their general behavior that you just can't describe them
Can replace any funny adjective in a sentence such as queer, fuck, stupid, bitch, asshole. etc..... with a YOU ARE in front
Person that is a perfect mix of a Slut and a Whore = Schlore

You are such a Schlore = dirty person
You are such a Schlore = big fat liar

by DaveDubs23 February 4, 2010

Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019