Schlommy

Hehe... Schlommy

Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."

by schlommy September 19, 2021

Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.

Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.

by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

Pad Schlock

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax

I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014

schlampenschlepper

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

no schlomo

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.

You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.

by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009

schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.

Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.

by harlique December 15, 2009

schlamazecoze

Amazingly cozy. Used to describe a particularly cozy setting or activity.

"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!

by Deborah 'Debs' Watkins December 9, 2010