schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.

"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"

by BrAnDi B, E to the V, & BraNdI S~ September 1, 2006

schlongy

God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".

I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.

by Jacques Meoffe February 3, 2005

schlongy

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.

Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.

by jeff holmes January 30, 2005

schlingpflanze

Pronunciation (sh-ling-flahn-zuh)

German for creeper.

random person 1: wow you're such a schlingpflanze....
random person 2: a what?

by navy 78 June 1, 2010

Shlingy

the word acts as a replacement for nouns and general abstract "things" you just can't remember their definitions. usually its not that there is no word to express the certain noun, for example, "chair", but at the moment of creating the grammer of the whole sentence, it slips out of your mind. that's where "Shlingy" comes along. Its resembles the English use of "Thingy" in a sentence.

1)
someone: Hey dude, can you pass me the shlingy?

dude: Which Shlingy, Salt Shlingy or katchup Shlingy?

someone: Shlingy Shlingy *Points at juice*

*dude passes the Juice*

2)
someone: You see, the whole structure is comprised of tiny... umm... tiny Shlingies...

someone else: I see......

by G-bar June 7, 2007

Schlinggewächses

A goat in a suit with a i voted button on his shirt.

Bob: have you seen Schlinggewächses?
Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.

by lynn_l0v3r69 November 25, 2022

Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010