schlemiel

v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody's life a little harder.

'I schlemieled Travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.'

by Katherine September 18, 2003

schlimazel

Someone who doesn’t have good luck, but causes everyone around him to have bad luck.

That person who never does anything cool, and doesn’t even seem particularly good at anything, but is popular and has all the luck.

If you tried to describe them to people they are usually overly confident and a little annoying. Maybe has a nice hair cut or is considered classically handsome, but not truly beautiful or very handsome .

You feel cheated out if a promotion by a loser? You’ve met a schlimzal.

“What a schlimazel! He would have never gotten that promotion if everyone else hadn’t been fired!”

by RavingRavin March 23, 2023

Schleimazel

( Yiddish noun, but comes From the Hebrew phrase "schel mi ha mazel", whose luck is it in English):

a clumsy, socially awkward- but never mentally challenged- individual

Whose luck is it? Is it my luck 🤔 that you're such a schleimazel?

by Sexydimma September 23, 2023

schlemeleon

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.

Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.

by Ed Cox February 9, 2025