schlessinfiker

when you mix a schlessinger with a fiker

WTF is that schlessinfiker thinking!

by schlessinfikerner May 1, 2007

Schleb

An ugly way of looking. having a double chin. not looking you're best. looking like crap.

ugh! i look like schleb in this picture!

by rockabilly roller August 10, 2010

Schlabs

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips

Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!

by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010

schlerbs

the buddha, the ganja, the herb, weed; as termed by the Yonder Mountain String Band

I got these wicked schlerbs from my guy...its all purple with red hairs and stuff, YUM!!!

by Benjamin Franklins May 5, 2009

schleschlakian

not knowing ones own heritage, therefore making it up and trying to pass it off as a real country

i am schleschlakian, its a country in eastern europe

i do to know where im from, im from god damn schleschlakia, anne frank was from there!

by p.o.08 May 17, 2010

Schlebernickle

Schlebernickle is the 'Suspiciously Calm' feeling one might have the eve of a practical FDI examination, particularly Ballet ! Other exams can include Modern and Tap, Disco and Capoeira are not included !

Person 1: You Nervouse for FDI tomoz beb?
Person 2: Nah, I'm quite Schlebernickle TBH !
Person 1: You're So on it Babe x

by J_Barnes July 17, 2010

Schlebin

The inner lining of men's swim trunks. Also described as, "the white mesh lining that constantly rubs up against your nutsack and can potentially cause immense amounts of level-10 chaffage. The pointless ballsack support that will only cause you more pain and suffering than profit. Often removed due to the fact that it is utterly pointless.

Dude, my schlebin is digging into my nutsack, I gotta rip this shit out.

This schlebin has got to go. I need to perform a schlebinectomy, stat.
The schlebin in my swim trunks has dug so deep into my crotch, its ripping my pubes out.

by SomeSaturdayGuy May 22, 2017