A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.
Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.
by Bsjd I. July 28, 2018
Get the bone schlendi mug.One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.
"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."
by Hipp y December 11, 2006
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I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.
You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.
You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.
by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006
Get the schlank mug.Schlannie is a term used for stans of youtuber Jschlatt. They tend to be the mind ground of stans and locals in their way of thinking, so basically assholes who are kinda right.
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Get the schlanti mug."Oh, he has a giant schlande!"
by Tobias Elof Nielsen April 6, 2007
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