shlumiel

a jewish nickname for a disorganized person who does not have it together.

Mendel is such a shlumiel, he keeps forgetting where he put his weed

by eden February 8, 2005

schlampe bitte

German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.

Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"

by Irish89 December 25, 2007

schlemiel

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.

Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.

by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

shlemiel

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

schlemiel

A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.

by Shroby September 7, 2006

Schlampe Wagen

Schlampe Wagen or Slut Wagon is a term that describes a permiscious young lady. She gets around fucks a lot of dudes and may carry things as a wagon does STD's.

Bro did you sleep with that Schlampe Wagen last night?
No, she's got the herpes

by Brochacho6969 May 21, 2011

schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck

"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."

by sismit April 27, 2003