schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004

Schlagnog

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.

Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?

by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

schlager

Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.

"Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!"

by Bonteburg May 27, 2006

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.

Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.

by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008

schlagheck

A bomb ass art teacher who is a great guy to have a conversation with.
Drinks tons of water and is swimming in women.

Man that guy is such a Schlagheck

by WomanLover69 May 13, 2018

schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

by bmb5220 January 7, 2017

Schlagercore

A subgenre of Electronicore music that combines elements of Schlager music with Metalcore. Its most popular examples are Hypa Hypa and Hurrikan by Electric Callboy.

"You know, I was just listening to Electric Callboy as a joke before, but Schlagercore is really growing on me."

by Dangerous Singularity January 17, 2023