Schizenhaumer

1)Replacement for a swearword, is a cross between german and gobbledegook. Is often said in one's head as it sounds extremely stupid when said out loud.
2) very stupid name for a butler.

1)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on.
2)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on. can you go and turn it off for me?

by Daniffer October 17, 2005

Shizle

When you mess up or rather than saying oh f*ck you say oh shizle

Oh shizle I forgot my homework

by Abbs Joyce June 11, 2020

schizenboxen

simply put "shit box".

Scott's van is a schizenboxen.

by Snotty mungilingus March 12, 2008

Shizlenot

Shit and Snot...Inoffensive word for "Shit"

You freaking piece of shizlenot!

by EvilUnfaith January 12, 2019

going schieler

the act of becoming aggressive with inanimate objects.

"He's going schieler", I yelled, as I watched my friend Bill kick the sh%t out of the vending machine over a pack of peanut M&Ms.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Schiller Time

Any sexual encounter with a 60 year old French teacher, with a very bad case of krabs and pediphelia

yo man, my teacher made me stay after class for some schiller time, and my balls are itching like crazy man!

by Alex Pet. May 6, 2005

schizolebrity

A portmanteau of the words schizophrenic (somewhat of a misnomer often confused with multiple personality disorder...oh well, close enough!) and celebrity; a celebrity who changes their name on a regular basis or may be known by more than one name at a time, hence leading people to believe that they have multiple personalities. Most celebrities that do this typically have no talent otherwise and want to keep getting media attention.

Examples of a schizolebrity:

"Talented" rapper Sean Combs aka 'Puff Daddy' aka 'P. Diddy' aka 'Diddy'

Another "talented" "rapper" Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka 'Lil Wayne' aka 'Weezy' aka 'Lil Tunechi'

"Talented" football player Chad Johnson aka 'Ocho Cinco' (with space) aka 'Chad Ochocinco' (no space)...now wants to be referred to as just Chad Johnson, or his real name, again!

by JusLar February 19, 2011