Schitzkanoid

A shithead that's annoying me.

Don't be a shiska Noid or yeah Benny that schitzkanoid just won't leave it alone.

by EricT1960 April 9, 2019

Schitzopolaroid

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"
... "But who the hell is this one of?"
Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."
Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

by sofaqueen March 27, 2008

schitzpol

Racist towards just about every race, creed, religion, color, gender EXCEPT white christian males. People who believe in schitzpol are ALWAYS white christian males who share a common hatred for anyone that's different. Nazis are cuddly teddy bears compared to schitzpol. Their cult reads, "All heil the mighty schitzpol! All non-white, non-christian, non-males deserve to die. Niggers, yellows, spiks, bitches, savages, charlies, and katie kuric all deserve to die. Bono sucks ass. Women are only good for one thing, sexual pleasure and making babies."

Guy 1: Those schitzpol people are so fuckin racist.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nigger. I'm in the schitzpol cult.

by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

Schitzen giggles

To do something for the fun of it, and for no other reason. Condensed version of shits and giggles.

Why did he try to blow open the sewage container, for schitzen giggles, no other reason.

by M@$+ErHaxzor! February 7, 2007

schmitzy

perspire, to sweat

Its schmitzy as hell outside!

by vandango March 19, 2009

schitz

you call someone a schitz if u you think the person suffers from a case of schitzophrenia. this disease is when a person see's and/or hears people who either dont exist or are not with them or communicating with them in anyway.

i think herman is a schitz...he is saying i talked to him on the phone last night and i didnt talk to him at all last night.
that person is talkin to air....probaly a dumb schitz.

by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

schitzo

to have polarities in personality, mood swings

"your bird, she is such a schitzo"

by Jon Hague July 13, 2005