schuler

N. A mooch; someone who wants something for free; a freeloader.
V. To mooch; to freeload.

Last time I invited him along, all he did was schuler all weekend.

He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!

by vespa September 29, 2005

schuler

A person who loves to send ~scandalous~ pics to a certain person;) they enjoy shoving dicks in their mouth like candy

Damn man that girl seems like a schuler

by deletedaccount12345 April 20, 2018

schuler

typically a hoe who is hot as fuck and likes chins

woah that girl schuler is so hot!

by LAFFINAG April 20, 2018

Brandon Schuler

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.

girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler

by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011

Else Lasker-Schueler moment

A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.

Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!

by AddieE. April 27, 2006

dirty schuler

When Jake Schuler has sex with another dude, first in the ass and then in the mouth, and finally ejaculates his load simultaneously with the ejaculation of a dead girls mung.

Did you try the Dirty Schuler on my dead mom?

by Humbert 4 February 22, 2005

Scheller

A Scheller is decribed as a "nut in a shell". Scheller is a human that speaks before they think. A beyond weirdo. Described in Germany as the "Heller Scheller" the weirdest of all German nature. They flip at the drop of beer glass then go and hide in their nut shell. Dare not to disturb them until they had their alone time cause that's when the heller comes out! Sheller is a human nut in a shell that even Hitler wouldn't yeller at a Scheller! I shit you not...

Hitler- Scheller?
Scheller- wtf Shitler do I look like a Jew?
Hitler- Carry on Scheller so sorry to disturb your Shell time.

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009