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Shadae is a kind and loyal and very funny girl, she’s sweet and feisty when she wants to be and even if you do her wrong she’ll forgive you because she’s awesome like that! She’s that type of girl that you would never want to loose and is very kind,funny, cool, and weird (in a good way!) and she always has your back no matter what
Shadea is so cool, and your really lucky to have her in your life
by Jan Jan February 18, 2018
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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun
by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008
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Shadebird

An otherwise normal individual who has tendencies to lurk about in an aloof, bizarre, or suspect manner.
Nick: Where's Kev?
Greg: I dunno.
Karen: Were you here when he was talking about the coyotes?
Greg: Shadebird's probably outside chasing the moon or some shit.

or

Paris: What're yr sister and them doing tonight?
Kirby: Dude, she's 14. I have no idea.
Paris: You should text her.
Kirby: No, I shouldn't, ya frickin' shadebird.
by RyKirb August 4, 2008
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shade gremlin

A person who at all costs avoids exposure to the sun, usually due to having very pale skin.
-Soph, come and sunbath!
-I can't I'll burn!!
-lol you're such a shade gremlin :D
by Don'tWorryPenguins June 30, 2010
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ashley schaeffer

This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.

It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
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Schadenforde

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.
Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.
by Torontowithshame May 20, 2013
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