Schmaingly

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.

Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly

by Miercom April 10, 2020

schmangles

The type of disease found in men who don’t talk to women. The first and only case was found in Armadildo, a canadian SSBU gaymer who has no life. Please find some bitches and stop simping over Lucario you fucking furry.

“You know Armadillo? The best Lucario player in the world?”

“Yeah what happened?”

“He died of SCHMANGLES!!!”

by pmart1505 June 9, 2022

Schmangle

a word that can be used in virtually any situation and have any meaning. Most common usage: an owning or a destroying of another or others

Yo time to schmangle some kids on the lax field

by Fladonk123 July 11, 2009

schmiggles

means when something goes wrong

alec hurt himself and said 'schmiggles'

by james January 15, 2004

Schmigglebauffen

Schmigglebauffen (sh-migg-ul-bauf-in) German
-Noun

Describes an incredible girlfriend who never ceases to amaze her boyfriend. She is always there for him and always gives him a smile. He never wants to leave her. She is so sexy she makes Robert crazy. Her cuteness is un-definable, and will not be defined in this definition, although, it is cuter than her boyfriends. He loves her more than anything.

"Wow, I hope my Schmigglebauffen is looking at this"

by K3rmitdafrg December 14, 2009

Schingles

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you stick your big toe into her vagina

Yo, she was givin me some good head so I just pulled a schingles on her

by Jr10103 March 11, 2010

Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.

“That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019