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jonathon schofield 

fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield
jonathon schofield by soupylolzer October 15, 2020

Geoffrey verity schofield 

Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.
Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.

Phillip Schofield 

Our Lord and Saviour.
Friend: ‘Do you go to church ?’
Me: ‘Nah. I just watch Phillip Schofield on This Morning’
Phillip Schofield by LAJMS123 January 4, 2020

Brett Schofield 

Being so lazy its unbelievable
see you later on then'' ''nah i'm feeling Brett Schofield sorry
Brett Schofield by hazzard191 August 2, 2011

Schofflering 

Schofflering is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
He started schofflering me so i left
Schofflering by Flaresplitz August 26, 2014
<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.
"That guy is a total schoeffel"
schoeffel by Mark April 24, 2004