scortchycle

An event consisting of a gathering of men who are brought together for the express purpose of drinking scotch on the porch, and who have utilized a bicycle as the sole means of transportation to or from the event. Commonly, the host of the event is unable to leave the premises due to a parental obligation to the sleeping infant(s) within the home.

As his wife was away on business, Mike invited some friends to a scortchycle at his home, rather than rouse the children from their beds.

by Darin Norman October 17, 2007

Scartched

To diss or fool someone.

You just got crucially scartchede, yo.

by Ruby April 28, 2005

Scortch Muffinz

After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.

After eating spicy indian food, Jonny had some bad scortch muffinz.

by c0maVT January 5, 2010

Scortch

You insult someone, then high five someone else and say scortch at the same time.

Jake say's: RORY's GAY!
Jake and tom together : SCORTCH
they both high five each other whilst rory is in a corner crying and tim is laughing at him.

by TomTom satnav January 29, 2009

coochie snortcher

the feminine abyss constructed for the simple purpose of taking chodes and loads!

Oh boy, my coochie snortcher really took a pounding last night from the big man with his chode...and I loved it. DIVA!

by j niz May 2, 2007

scanooch

Italian word for shit face as in drunk or just to dis someone in an everyday situation

At a party your scanooch

You stupid scanooch

by Tony Forelli January 6, 2008

Schnorchelparty

(eng.: snorkel party) An especially dank gathering of the comrades for the act of THC consume. Originated from the word and synonym "Schnorchel" that is a tool for consumption, just like consumption is a tool for capitalsism. A "Schnorchel" is also used to dive.

Rüdiger:"Hey Lothar, did you see the urban dictionary definition of "the Snorkel"? These kind of definitions are complete bullcrap. down with the bourgeoisie. Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch! ("Proletarians of all countries, unite!")
Lothar:"Man you are making this Schnorchelparty even better."

by wissensfurz November 5, 2017