scan 

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan

tom dolan: scan
other person: grand

scan by yurt1916 April 19, 2021

scan 

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan

tom dolan might say: scan
one would respond with: grand

scan by yurt1916 April 19, 2021

Scan 

Someone who is an absolute loser and very uncool

Ah lads Faye really is a scan

Scan by MF95 August 23, 2021

Scan 

St. Louis slang meaning odd, suspicious, or sketchy. Usually used for a person, place, thing, or event. Mainly used for when something is scan in general and not in relation to anything specific. Similar to “sus”.

“Im thinking about going to that party tonight.”
“Don’t go, the guy throwing it is kinda scan.”

“That gas station off Hanley is kinda scan”

“I wouldn’t buy weed from him, he’s scan”

“This St. Paul sandwich looks kinda scan”

Scan by 2002honda December 12, 2021

scan fine art 

A work-safe way to say masturbate.

Scanning fine art at work is completely normal. I am currently scanning fine art as I write this. My favourite place to scan fine art is in public places such as movie theatres and playgrounds.

http://www.27bslash6.com/scanningfineart.html

scan fine art by iBalls December 9, 2008

Scan your badges 

To "check someone out" or see if they are appealing to you

John: Give me your instagram

Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.

Scan your badges by Logically June 3, 2018

Scan Monkey 

Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.

Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.

Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.

Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*

Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!

Scan Monkey by jimmydevious January 27, 2013