Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

Scumazzed

The act of scum-bagging someone-
To be rude or unfaithful

Scumazz/Scumazzed/Scumazzing

No way Michael scumazzed me when he ditched me for Maxie.

by JuiceBocks March 20, 2017

scamazonning

Getting free shipping through amazon by signing up for multiple free trials of amazon prime. This only works for people living in suburbs. This is because in many suburbs, town boundaries are not exact, and several different town names can be used in mailing addresses which won't cause the mail to be sent to the wrong place. Using the Philadelphia suburbs as an example, a piece of mail sent to XXXX Conestoga Road in ROSEMONT Pennsylvania will still be sent to the correct house if the town name is changed to GARETT HILL, BRYN MAWR, RADNOR, VILLANOVA, ST. DAVIDS, or ITHAN.

So here's how it works. Amazon gives a free 1 month trial of Amazon Prime (with free 2 day shipping) to all new users. Simply sign up for your first one, but don't add more than one card to the account. In the meantime, change the town name on your other cards and order new ones with your name printed on them in different ways (middle name, no middle name, nickname, full first name, etc.). When your first free trial expires, sign up for a new account with a different email address, username, and a different card. Because your name and address are different, amazon won't figure out that you are the same person. Keep doing it until you are out of credit cards, town names, or variations on your name.

A man named George Herbert Walker Bush wants to do some online shopping, without paying for shipping. So he decides to start scamazonning. He signs up for an Amazon account with a free trial of Amazon Prime, with a card that says GEORGE BUSH. He then changes the name of the town he lives in on all of his other credit and debit cards, and has his other cards printed up to say GEORGE W BUSH, GEORGE H BUSH, GEORGE H W BUSH, GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, G BUSH, G W BUSH, G H BUSH, G H W BUSH, and GEO BUSH. After each trial expires, he signs up for a new account with a different card, utilizing a different free yahoo email account. He is thus able to extend the 1 month free shipping to 9 months.

by schnappoulop October 17, 2012

Samazing

An adjective used to describe a person named Sam who is an all around awesome person and great to be around. He/she makes everyone else around totally jealous, but its ok because they have so much more fun when Sam's there. Generally the life of any party and usually very attractive.

Tim: Dude! Have you met that new girl Sam? She's freakin awesome!

Jack: Yeah, man, she's pretty samazing.

Jessica: Who does that Sam girl think she is? She's always smiling and having so much fun! I can't stand her!
Amanda: Don't hate because she's so much cooler than you. You're just jealous because you'll never be samazing like her.

by Shabooboo.dude March 7, 2010

scama

the next widely known and overused word for cocaine

we just got a twin of that scama

by nateology May 17, 2005

scamas

to get jebaited lmao

"Free 30 day trial please enter your credit card number, the 3 digits in the back and the expiration month and year!"

*31 days later*

Sina: "Oh shit my doggie, why do I have no money in my account? I think I got scamased"

by DicctionaryBoi December 5, 2018

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006