scalloped neck

Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.

guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck

by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005

erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness

person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;

by ilovesakura September 6, 2023

Alessio Scalzotto

Alessio Scalzotto is a very sweet person and @forzotto (on insta) loves him sooooooooooo much :) He is a very talented and deserves the whole entire universe! He also plays Gabriel in a Netflix movie called Rim of the world. You should go check it out.

Alessio Scalzotto is sooooo talented. @forzotto loves him sooooooo much.

by Forzotto July 1, 2019

Scalpoween

When one is attacked and scalped on Halloween! A pun on Halloween.

Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!

by LonePooper December 16, 2019

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

scalz

to rock ones eye so it does serious damage. only to be done to crumbs.

I want to scalz that fat bitch, and make her eye purple for 3 weeks.

by Chez B and Mary B June 29, 2008

Scalora

The best name in the world. The Scalora's are the head of the mafia. Don't get on the Scalora's bad side. They are loyal and friendly, but mess with them and they will kill you. for real.

"Dont mess with the Scalora's, mann."

by slim07 November 14, 2007