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maggie sawyer

A person who deserves all of the happiness in the world and has the most amazing personality which only adds to her beauty.
maggie sawyer is the softest person in the world.
by alexdanvrs August 4, 2017
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Dirty Sawyer

When you're out of options so you shit on the floor to establish an unshakeable dominance.
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Sawyered

Verb; adverb.

1.) To appear drunk in front of millions of people via television, internet, and social media feeds.

2.) To float down a river on a raft naked with an underage boy.
"What are you up to this weekend?"

"I'm getting totally Sawyered bro."
by tommybasilio November 7, 2012
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bubba sawyer

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Sawyer

The most badass person you'll ever meet and he will fuck your bitch so fast you won't even know that he was in your bed
by bartholemewl January 3, 2017
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Tom Sawyer Plan

A needlessly complicated plan to accomplish a simple task.

Creating an elaborate scheme involving things like lasers, explosions, rope ladders, poisoning and painstakingly crafted lies to make things more cool, interesting and exciting when all could be solved simply by telling the truth, getting the key or using the back exit, etc.

Cool for the sake of cool in effect (often used in movie plot explanations or sitcom plots).
The name Tom Sawyer Plan comes from Huckleberry Finn where Tom makes an elaborate scheme to free Jim from the plantation when they could have just gotten he key the whole time.

Sheldon Cooper on the Big Bang Theory's web of lies to avoid seeing Penny in RENT, which build on each other until he has to go on a weekend trip, hire an actor and keep up an elaborate fake back story to get out of seeing one play.
by TheArtNouveauGirl October 23, 2009
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Sawyer

n. An individual who will do anything for anyone, no matter the cost to him. A beautiful person who loves fully, and loves everyone. His priorities are easily misplaced and he can be easily manipulated, but underneath it all he has a very pure core. Perceptive eyes set in a baby-ish face, bringing out the maternal nature of female companions. Very musically oriented and loyal to those he loves.
He is such a wonderful guy. His name must be Sawyer!

Guy #1: Did you hear about Sawyer getting arrested?
Guy #2: Yeah. He let everyone else run, he took the heat for it.
by RogueLaranja February 15, 2010
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