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Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)
For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012
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like Jordans on Saturday

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.
You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.
by TronaNon January 21, 2008
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Saturday

The day of the week that is reserved for the boys.
Saturday, it's for the boys
by Theboyzarebackintown May 22, 2017
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Suit Saturday

A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.
Jamal: Hey did you check the day?
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!
by TheBlueLantern January 23, 2013
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Saturday Night Sacrifice

The act of giving up a night of debauchery and fun to make life easier on future you.
Damn, I can't believe I missed that rager, but my Saturday Night Sacrifice really helped my exam scores.
by StudyBlue April 26, 2011
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Saucerday

to be sauced (drunk) on a saturday
happy saucerday bitches!!
Ronnie: "Georgena, its Saucerday!"
Georgena: "what?, i'm sauced today?"
by vramm April 18, 2018
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Jacobstotle Saturday

The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.
Hey its Jacobstotle Saturday, "evil is confidence".
by theoriginalja November 24, 2010
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