A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.
I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
Get the Sasquatch Syndrome mug.While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."
"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."
"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."
"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."
"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."
"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010
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When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.
by mexican hooka productions April 4, 2011
Get the Sasquatch Kiss mug.The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
by The Gun Monkey November 7, 2015
Get the sasquatch mug.The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.
Guy: Yea, how'd you do?
Dude: I got about 20 pints!
Guy: Awsome!
Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
Guy: Yea, how'd you do?
Dude: I got about 20 pints!
Guy: Awsome!
Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
by FidelAC April 28, 2010
Get the Horny Sasquatch mug.When a dark-haired woman experiences a euphoric state while being fucked off the side of a bed and her partner lights her bush on fire, causing a guttural ape-like cry followed by a panicked flip to her stomach in attempt to smother the flames, exposing her butt hole for imminent penetration, further exacerbating the Sasquatch-like call of the woman.
Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.
Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.
Office Worker: It smells like burnt shit in here...
Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...
Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...
by Snuffaluffagusto October 29, 2015
Get the Flaming Sasquatch mug.The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!
by FuzzeeSlipperz October 9, 2008
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