santorum 

1. the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is often the result of anal sex.

ew.. dude... i cant belive you and ur homo boyfriend just got santorum on my bed... sickk...

santorum by Britt December 23, 2004

Santorum 

(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality.

(noun) one who santorums.

Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?

Santorum by angry Christian January 10, 2012

Santorum 

The frothy mix of lubricant, semen and fecal matter that is the byproduct of anal sex.

You should wipe that Santorum up before it stains those sheets.

Santorum by Gofa Cureself April 27, 2021

Santorum 

The Cure To Gingrich Disease

This Santorum got rid of my Gingrich

Santorum by OBAMNEYRICHTORUM., December 12, 2012

Santorum 

A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.

"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."

Santorum by Ronald Reagan's Ghost June 15, 2012

santorum 

A former Senator of PA.

Santorum got pwned in the 2006 election.

santorum by bring November 8, 2006

Santorum 

Santorum, Rick. A conservative politician who previously served as a United States Senator from Pennsylvania, who is seeking the 2012 GOP Presidential nomination.

Santorum is the focus and victim of an SEO campaign started by a gay activist who suffers from heterophobia that started in 2003 that continues to this day.

Santorum placed a close second in the 2012 Iowa Caucus, despite a 9-year-old SEO campaign against him.

Santorum by Truth in Politics January 10, 2012