by Nibbainparadise December 8, 2017
Get the Santosmug. mexican dude with a massive schlong. typically a professional woman respecter, doesn't speak spanish, nor does he play soccer, but he's still cool. an adidas hoe, he's always wearing name brand clothes. loves music and has a killer smile. always making others laugh.
"yo did you see santos talking to all those chicks at prom?"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"
by bigdickrick694201738 May 30, 2018
Get the santosmug. "Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"
by Greasegrim April 16, 2017
Get the Santosmug. Rob Santosed Joe and John when he ran out to meet Dom before the check came. He then santosed the Russian broad into paying for the motel room when he showed up late.
by Yahooda August 27, 2007
Get the SANTOSmug. A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla
also your right hand
also your right hand
by hatin on santos October 15, 2009
Get the Santosmug. by Oakville S.C July 19, 2011
Get the Santosmug. A middle aged guy who gets divorced and dates women half his age, usually while acting like a saint.
by Margaritamayhem March 23, 2022
Get the Santomug.