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George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.
Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..
by jmacofearth January 6, 2023
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I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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I have a warrant out for me issued by the federal police of Los Santos on Grand Theft Auto 5 online.
by Loey200 March 27, 2017
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