Ryan Salyer

A stud, handsome. A guy who is super hilarious, funny, outgoing, and inspiring. Has style and an awesome smile. Is always there for you when you need him. Very smart and witty. Loveable and knows how to hold an interesting conversation. Prankster. You can't help but love him and enjoy his company. Trooper, and champion for overcoming big challenges in life. Awesome person. Friendly, cool, and definitely a person you can lean on and trust.

I was feeling sad, so I went to go hug Ryan Salyer. My day got better.

by RussianLove December 14, 2011

salysia

salysia is a gorgeous, loving, and caring woman. she is usually short, and sassy. she hates everyday, but loves her friends. she is willing to help anyone, and is just a downright wonderful girl!

man 1: woah do you know salysia?
man 2: yeah bro salysia is the nicest!

by feather.jack September 18, 2019

Salyssa

Salyssa is one of the most up beat and happy girls you will meet! She usually are friends with boys but she won't stop being friends with you if you're a girl! She's usually into sports and is really sweet and would never hurt anyone on purpose.

Person: isn't salyssa the most energetic person youve ever met?

Other person: hell ya man

by Dave has glasses August 29, 2017

salyssa

Beautiful, Smart, Kind, Fantastic

Salyssa is the most beautiful and amanzing person you can meet.

by Marie Stuart November 20, 2016

Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.

I swear, that motherfucker has Salyers Syndrome. How can you be that retarded?

by Faggatronus Rex November 18, 2020

Layton Salyers

A bitch, he’s Bryson’s bestfriend. But he can be a real bitch sometimes. |:(

You - Do you know Layton Salyers?

Me - Yep
You - Who Is He?
Me - A pain in the ass.

by Mistiful September 5, 2021

salyer

Where one enjoys touching themselves in inappropriate places

When one is in a room with many people... sometimes one might pull a salyer move and begin touching themselves uncontrollably

by Robert Lesson October 18, 2008