Originally, satire was a literary form in which the author used irony, sarcasm, and allied rhetorical devices to express indignation against perceived social vices, follies, or oppressions, and to hold the perpetrators up to ridicule and contempt. In the heyday of the National Lampoon, satire meant calling somebody an asshole. Currently, it consists of people submitting definitions to Urban Dictionary in which they call each other gay, retarded, or both.
I'd rather be gay and retarded than the sort of person whose idea of satire is calling someone else gay and retarded. I'd be more likely to get laid.
by Leslie Doppler March 8, 2009
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"Bruh I ate one of that kid's animal cookies and he started hissing at me and slapping me"
"Yeah he's a saltine"
"Yeah he's a saltine"
by YoungRatChild March 18, 2017
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A very angry white person
I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.
by dIksOuTfurHaramamamamabe March 12, 2015
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2. A white person that wants to be black.
3. A white person wearing Vick jersey or a Eagles cap.
2. A white person that wants to be black.
3. A white person wearing Vick jersey or a Eagles cap.
by CrazyP April 2, 2007
Get the M.C Saltine mug.A Saltine-American is the politically correct term for North American (specifically United States Citizens) not of color. The term resulted from the inappropriate use of the more offensive term "cracker".
"Today in class the children were taught how Saltine-Americans live throughout the United States, and are descendants of unspecified geographic cultures."
by MeBeCoup July 26, 2015
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When James heard his favorite song playing on the radio, he busted out a saltine shake that more closely resembled seizures than dance moves.
by Broseph Roseph August 3, 2007
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Eg: Rita “God I’m soo satired today!!”
Sue “Ahh you saw Bob last night then? Well you have no sympathy from me..at least you got some…”
Sue “Ahh you saw Bob last night then? Well you have no sympathy from me..at least you got some…”
by leytonbird April 29, 2010
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